This week is our 4th anniversary of podcasting and to celebrate we are back with ol' Mr.Flappy Hands himself, the buddha of beef and the pope of pork, Steven Seagal.
He's The Glimmer Man and we're going to be commentating all over that sucker, so if you don't like it you can get your pasty white ass out of here!
We also talk about Michael Winner's love of being ladled with grease and answer all your questions!
The Doc and Kid are back and they're reviewing the Ghostbusters trailer, giving good commentary over Dolph Lundgren's Army of One and answering all your burning questions.
So ready the aloe vera rub and loosen those jeans because it's time to head to Joshua Tree and fight a warehouse full of Asians, Lundgren style!
LISTEN AND ENJOY!
If you're watching action without us, you're doing it wrong!!
The Doc and Kid are back and they're tackling more Dudikoff action with American Ninja 2.
We talk about how quickly Steve James can remove his clothes, the camouflage benefits of dressing all in black ninja outfits on a beach and the magically healing broken arms of the South African rent-a-goons.
Also we answer and discuss loads of listener questions! We talk Deadpool, R Rated Action, The Oscars, James Bond and much much more!
LISTEN AND ENJOY!
If you're watching action without us, you're doing it wrong!!
We’re back and this week we’re commenting on Sho Kosugi’s Rage of Honor.
Also find out our ideas for Star Wars 7, what would happen if big Hollywood Action stars joined forces with twatty, British, minor celebrities and marvel at the most hipster villain of all time.
All this and much much more!
If you're watching action without us, you're doing it wrong!!
Like the man always says “I'll be back!!"
Well now WE are!
Find out all about our porpoise Alan that we adopted, the national cock drawer slamming finals, whether Arnie ever replicated his naked moonlight walk when he was governor, Paul Winfield being a better actor when naked and so much more!
Enjoy the Doc and Kid’s unique take on The Terminator!
If you're watching action without us, you're doing it wrong!!
Our heroes talk over Cynthia Rothrock/PM Entertainment movie Guardian Angel and also touch on topics such as: Doc attends a London screening of Everly and meets the director, Joe Lynch
using your semen to build airplane models,
pre pubescent wanking,
why Gary Daniels shouldn’t give us an interview, Christopher Lee
and the usual torrent of politically incorrect madness!
If you're watching action without us, you're doing it wrong!!
Exactly 3 years ago to the day we posted our first official Dr.Action and the Kick Ass Kid commentary 'Dark Angel (A.K.A. I Come In Peace)' and we're still here!
So help us celebrate our anniversary with an ALL NEW commentary.
Yes we are back ladies and germs, back amongst the exploding hallways of PM Entertainment with The Sweeper! It's a film in which C Thomas Howell, of all people, joins a shady underground vigilante squad. While working with them he kills absolutely everyone he meets, beds a hot, mad woman and avoids all the explosions PM Entertainment can throw at him, all so that he can go back to his lucrative job pool cleaning or something. (I may have made a lot of that up).
This obviously gives The Doc and The Kid the chance to talk about The Golden Girls whizzing on each other, Bryan Brown's unusual Hollywood inside stories, a new, oral sex based, confection and much much more!
We also review Run All Night the latest Neeson action thriller and discuss a new movie being shot right now in the Philippines, Showdown in Manilla starring some of our favourite B Team action heroes.
If you're watching action without us, you're doing it wrong!!
This week Doc and The Kid pay tribute to the sadly fallen BritKicker Darren Shahlavi, discuss their busy and varied week in action (including reviews for Taken 3 and John Wick!) and then provide a comedy commentary for the PM Entertainment action classic Executive Target (AKA The Stuntdriver).
Starring Michael Madsen, Roy Scheider, Keith David and Angie Everhart the movie is full of insane and explosive car-nage, high speed chases and plenty of gun play.
You can expect bad impressions, the usual catalogue of nob gags and listen till the end to hear us recast the TV production of Grease!
If you're watching action without us, you're doing it wrong!!
This week, as the Christmas season gets properly underway, over here at Action HQ we dust off a favourite of the season which is of course, a Bond film.
For action fans from the UK Bond was a staple of Christmas viewing and this year we're celebrating with one of our favourites, and the one most like a 90s action classic, Timothy Dalton in Licence To Kill
Hear about Q's sexual depravity, the other use for a salamander's tail, how Roger Moore would've done it, our hilarious idea for the man with the evil leg and tons of other funny shit.
ALSO Find out what it would be like if Jason Statham played a randy, Toblerone obsessed Lovejoy who evaluated antiques by ejaculating on them!
Hear David Bowie's coffee themed album!
Be amazed by the joy of the boy with the dirty string!
and so much, so much more! You won't want to miss it!
If you're watching action without us, you're doing it wrong!!
