THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT COMMENTARY

The boys are back with more seasonal cheer and a look at the Shane Black penned Christmas action film The Long Kiss Goodnight.

We also discuss Tom Jones's Welsh sexcapades, selling our own poop and the wonders of backward wanking.
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LICENCE TO KILL COMMENTARY

This week, as the Christmas season gets properly underway, over here at Action HQ we dust off a favourite of the season which is of course, a Bond film.
For action fans from the UK Bond was a staple of Christmas viewing and this year we're celebrating with one of our favourites, and the one most like a 90s action classic, Timothy Dalton in Licence To Kill
Hear about Q's sexual depravity, the other use for a salamander's tail, how Roger Moore would've done it, our hilarious idea for the man with the evil leg and tons of other funny shit.

ALSO Find out what it would be like if Jason Statham played a randy, Toblerone obsessed Lovejoy who evaluated antiques by ejaculating on them!
Hear David Bowie's coffee themed album!
Be amazed by the joy of the boy with the dirty string!
and so much, so much more! You won't want to miss it!

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SUDDEN DEATH COMMENTARY

It's been a while but the boys are back and this time they're grabbing their sticks, putting on their jerseys, fitting their helmets and stepping out on to the ice as they cover the action packed, Die Hard in an ice hockey stadium movie Sudden Death with old favourite Jean Claude Van Damme and Powers Boothe!

They also talk a while about the Kick Ass Kid's breakfast with Matthew Vaughn, director of Kick Ass, the cultural touchstone that is Boon, the nature of politics in the UK and lots and lots of spunk!

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FROM DUSK TILL DAWN COMMENTARY

Well as it is still October and Halloween is looming The Doc and The Kid tackle yet another action horror classic, from the minds of Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino it's From Dusk Till Dawn!

We also talk about The Equalizer movie, we meet the twitter feed of Caitlin the slut and new character, Jeff the stockbroker from the city makes an appearance!

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SPLIT SECOND COMMENTARY

This week the Doc and Kid cover Rutger Hauer's largely forgotten but absolutely awesome Sci-Fi, Action, Horror film Split Second.

We also find out what would happen if Steven Seagal starred in a big budget Bergerac remake, hear all about the Krankies debased sexual antics on charity show Children in Need, discuss the classic British, cinematic masterpiece A Wank In The Sand starring Sir John Gielgud and a cast of thousands, we meet two sperm obsessed jazz singers and much much more!

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ACTION U.S.A. COMMENTARY

This week the guys look at obscure 80s action extravaganza Action U.S.A. Directed by Hollywood Stuntman John Stewart.

This movie is non stop crazy stunts from hanging out of helicopters to car chases, to explosions, to high falls and MORE!

Also find out what the ride Jeff Lynne rodeo is all about, our idea for a revenge movie with Paul McCartney versus Mark David Chapman, Kenny Baker's action career continues, who we would cosmically trade for the death of Piers Morgan and so much more!!

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THE PROTECTOR ('85) COMMENTARY

Yes! We're back with another 80s & 90s Action Comedy Commentary and this time around it's our first Jackie Chan film AND our first James Glickehaus film in one! It's The Protector from 1985!

We also talk about Eva Green's bouncy mam mams, the benefit of Best Buy cards, what would happen if Morrissey, Robert Smith and Thom Yorke joined forces musically, David Attenborough's rampant animal sex and the vile and depraved acts that happen when the Top Gear crew meet the Krankies.

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EXPENDABLES 3 DISCUSSION

Recently The Doc, The Kick Ass Kid, Chris Byrne from the Action Junkies podcast and Gary Hill from Cinema Beef and the Bird and the Beard, joined forces on Google Hangout to discuss the latest instalment of the Expendables franchise.
I thought I would make the audio available here for those of you who like an audio show you can enjoy walking around. So here it is, it's the unedited audio track of the Google Hangout on Expendables 3.
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COMMANDO COMMENTARY

This week the Doc and the Kid cover another classic as we commentate on the Austrian Oak's most Rambo-baiting moment Commando.
We also talk our week in action and answer some listener's questions. There's also LOT of Expendables talk!

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UNDER SIEGE COMMENTARY

It's been a while since we talked about the wonder that is the master of lunacy, the forever hungry, Mr. Flappy Hands himself, Steven Seagal and so this week we thought we would cover his biggest hit to date Under Siege.
The film also features the Tazmanian devil of bizarre energy and teeth Gary Busey and a much livelier Tommy Lee Jones than recent audiences are used to. It's a step back in time and a welcomed step back into the mind of Sensei Seagal.

Before the film we talk Liam Neeson's ever increasingly violent sexual urges, how to deal with Rom-Coms as an action man, having a glass eye and the good old days of public masturbation.

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TANGO AND CASH COMMENTARY

The Doc and Kid are back and we discuss confectionary based sex games, the real purpose for the invention of the sandwich, what we'd like to do with Susan Sarandon, a new interpretation of Liam Neeson's 'special skills' that gets particularly dark and graphic, we check in with our old friend Steven Seagal and the awesome, madcap action buddy cop movie Tango and Cash! just in time for Sly Stallone's Birthday!

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BEST OF THE BEST COMMENTARY

The Doc and Kid are back and watching the late 80s martial arts contest movie Best Of The Best with Eric Roberts, Chris Penn and James Earl Jones. We talk hair, tears, Thundercats, bizarre sexual practices, the validity of a one eyed fighter and the haste with which Eric Roberts would do despicable things to a boy in a coma.
We also unveil an X-Rated version of the old classic British film Brief Encounter.
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